Star Trek Prank WeekIII(CrewxReadervsScottyxUhura)

 You and Spock were walking down a near empty corridor, talking about yesterday's mission as you both headed to the Bridge when the unthinkable happened. Spock stopped walking then looked at you with a quirked eyebrow as you gazed up at a pink spot on your forehead. If he weren't a Vulcan he would have laughed at how cross-eyed you looked.


       "Spock?" you asked in a surprisingly calm tone.


       "Yes, (y/n)?" Spock inquired with a small smirk.


       "Did I just get beaned on the forehead by a pink paintball?" you asked glaring at the pink liquid slowly dripping down your face.


       "I believe so, Lieutenant." he replied.


       You knew of only one person who was aware of your absolute hatred for the color pink. "Oh, that clever bi--" You turned on your heel and swiftly headed to Nyota's quarters. You barged in then glared at her as you put your hands on your hips. "Did you have something to do with this?" you asked hissing as you pointed to the pink on your face.


       Nyota turned and stifled a snicker. "Oh, I wish I did~." she sing-songed as she grinned.


(Meanwhile)


       Spock continued his way to the Bridge then shrieked (very girly and unSpock like) when something hit him on the ass. He twisted his body to see what it was then saw a splash of neon green on his right buttock. He looked down the hall and saw no one. Nevertheless he growled and shook a fist as he yelled, "You ruined my uniform, you Prank Week ridden degenerate!!!"


       It seemed like wherever you and your fellow crew members went someone got hit by a paintball and the only good thing about this? That the colors were awesome! But you pushed the fact aside. Now here you were on a turbolift to the Bridge, with your arms crossed and imaginary steam coming out of your ears. You stomped onto the Bridge, gaining everyone's attention. "Okay!" you exclaimed pointing a finger at every one of them. "This may be Prank Week, but I will NOT allow any of you to steal my space ninja status NOR my title as Prank Week Master--Mistress? King? Queen?--Whatever! I will not be topped and I will find you who initiated this Prank Week Paintball War!" you vowed before you stalked back into the turbolift.


       "Well, it's finally happened to her." Bones said amazed.


       "And what's that, Bones?" Jim asked curiously.


       "(y/n) has finally snapped!" he replied in a amused tone as he clapped and smiled slightly.


~Time Skip~


       You sat quietly, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. You smirked as you recalled who was behind the Prank Week Paintball War.


(Flashback)


       You whistled as you walked through a corridor that led to the Sickbay when suddenly you heard a door quietly open behind you. You quickly turned just in time to miss a paintball get launched at you. You smiled darkly when you saw Scotty. "I knew it!"


       Scotty gulped, knowing that his comeuppance was coming with a burning vengeance. How could he let himself het discovered like that?! He watched as you smirked and wiggled your fingers  at him before you disappeared into the vents. He needed a place to hide and PRONTO.


(End Flashback)


       You heard quiet footsteps then launched out from beneath a title and popped of a couple of shots as Scotty screeched and failed like a fish out of water. You quickly hit back under the tile then Army crawled you way back to your quarters. Then next day you walked in on Scotty checking out his bruises. "Smiley~!" you gushed when you saw his bruises made a smiley face on his stomach.


       Scotty pulled down his shirt quickly before he turned to face you with a cold glare as he crossed his arms. "And wot do ye want?"


       You chuckled and pulled out your paintball gun. "You didn't know I hated the color pink. Only Uhura did. I'm gonna give you one chance and answer wrong then your Scotch gets it." you threatened.


       "Ya wouldn't!" Scotty exclaimed aghast.


       You cocked your gun then aimed it as a VERY expensive bottle. "Oh, you bet I would."


(The Next Day)


       Uhura walked out of her room only to be pelted by dozens of paintballs. When you and the rest of the crew--minus Scotty--stopped you noted she looked like a Skittles rainbow threw up on her. "What the fu--?!"


       "HAPPY PRANK WEEK~!" you and the rest of the crew sung as you all grinned triumphantly.