Star Trek Prank Week (Reader vs Crew)

You groaned when your alarm clock went off then hit the 'off' button and scrambled out of bed. You grabbed a clean uniform from your dresser and went to grab a bra, but you saw they were all gone. "What the--?" you started to ask. You turned toward your bed and softly said, "Pasha! Pasha! Where are my bras?"

Pavel groaned slightly and shifted, but didn't wake up.

You rolled your eyes and went into your bathroom then got ready for your shift. You put your (h/l)(h/c) hair up in a ponytail and brushed your teeth then walked out and saw Pavel stretching.

"Morning, (y/n)." he said smiling sleepily at you then wiped the sleep from his eyes.

"Morning, Pasha." you replied with a small smile. "You haven't happened to see my bras anywhere have you?" you asked a little embarrassed about asking him.

Pavel gave you a confused look. "Vhat?"

"All of my bras are missing and I was wondering if you had something to do with it." you told him.

"I hawe no idea and I am not inwolwed." he replied.

You nodded in understanding then gave him a sweet kiss. "I'll see you later." you said after you pulled away.

"No. Stay." he said pouting cutely.

"I can't." you replied, giggling at how cute he was. "I'll see you at lunch." You kissed him again, but longer this time and left. You walked into the rec room and got coffee then moved over to the calendar, sipping at the rich liquid. You dropped your mug when you saw your name on the calendar in big bold letters and your eyes widened slightly in fear. You gulped then realized that someone took your bras as a prank. You glared then stalked out of the room.

"SCOTTY!!!" you yelled as you strode into the Engineering room.

Scotty stared wide eyed and hid behind a red shirt when he saw the pissed off look on your face. "Wot is it, lass?" he asked timidly.

"WHO put my name on the calendar and WHO took my bras?" you asked seething.

"I cannae tell ye who took ye bras, but Dr. McCoy put ye name on the calendar." Scotty replied.

"Bones." you said in a low growl through clenched teeth. You turned on your heel and headed to Med Bay.

Scotty pulled out his communicator then said, "She's on her way."

(Meanwhile in the Med Bay)

"Thanks, Scotty." Bones replied. He was headed to his office when he was turned around by someone pulling on the collar of his shirt. He chuckled nervously when he saw that it was you.

"WHO?" you asked glaring daggers at him.

"Sulu!" Bones said the first name that popped into his head.

(Dining hall)

You let him go then went to the dining hall since you knew Sulu was eating with Uhura. You stopped in the doorway and looked around for your target then saw him.

Sulu saw you and looked around for an escape, but saw you blocking the only exit. He smiled slightly and waved timidly.

You went over to him and pulled him up by the scruff of his shirt. "Tell me who took them or your fencing equipment gets beamed into a volcano and I mean an ACTIVE one." you told him in a menacing tone that said you weren't kidding.

"Look,(y/n), it was Spock's idea that it should be your turn to be pranked and McCoy wrote your name on the calendar along with helping Kirk get into your room, but it was Kirk's idea to take your bras! I swear!" Sulu said in shaky voice.

You pushed him back into his seat then went to the bridge.

Sulu watched you then pulled out his communicator. "Code Red, Mr. Spock."

(Meanwhile on the Bridge)

"Yes, thank you for that warning, Mr. Sulu, but your about 10 seconds too late." Spock replied in an even tone as he looked you in the eye.

"Revenge is it?" you asked leaning in close to him so your noses were touching. "Well, harmless pranks are one thing, but stealing someone personals is on a whole nother level, Spock. Where are they?"

"It wasn't revenge it was a team effort, Commander (y/n)." Spock replied. "And the Captain has left the Bridge to attend to some duties, but I have no idea where."

You stood up, knowing that he was telling the truth then went to find Kirk.

~(Time Skip brought to You by Pasha's Cute Bedhead)~

After looking around for Kirk for 2 hours, you headed back to the Bridge then stopped in the doorway when you saw Kirk facing you, smirking as he sat in the command chair. You stepped toward him and balled your hands into fists.

"Uh-uh. Stop right there, Commander (y/n)." Kirk said still smirking.

"Or what?" you asked folding your arms.

"Or you won't find out where your bras went." he replied snickering.

"Where...are...they?" you asked turning red with anger.

Kirk smirked wider. "A little place called Delta Vega."

Your eye twitched when you heard the name then groaned. You turned and smiled darkly at him which made him shiver a little. "Oh, you just wait, Jim. I'll get you back so bad and the best part is that you won't even see me coming." You turned on your heel and walked out, smirking triumphantly.

Kirk gulped and shivered then called after you, "Is it too late for a truce?!"