Star Trek Prank Week Part III(SpockxUhuravsReader)

       "Nyota, it is illogical to just assume that the Captain will assume that Mr. Scott is responsible for this prank." Spock whispered to her as they stood outside the Captain's quarters.

       "Of course he won't assume anything!" she whisper/yelled back, rolling her eyes. "I'll tell him that I saw Scotty skulking around outside of his quarters." she explained.

       Spock stayed silent and thought about it. "Makes sense. After you." he said motioning for her to enter Jim's quarters first.

(The Next Morning)

       You twirled around in your chair as you loudly groaned. "Spock! He's late again! Do you know anything about this?"

       Spock gave a non-committal shrug and stayed silent.

       You raised an eyebrow at Spock then turned your head to look at Uhura. "Nyota, Spock is never silent. Are you withholding sex again?"

       "You told (y/n)?!" Spock asked shocked.

       Uhura shrugged. "I tell (y/n) everything."

       "Even what you shout after...you know..." you added smirking.

       Spock frowned as Uhura blushed.

       You turned when you heard the door squeak slightly then burst out laughing when you saw Jim sporting lederhosen. "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" you asked smirking as you wiggled your eyebrows. (translation: do you speak German?)

       Jim glared at you and crossed his arms. " No, but I do sprechen 'shut up before I put you on brig duty for a month'." he shot back.  "Does anyone know what happen to my uniforms and who left me only with these?" he asked through gritted teeth.

       "Nope, but I wish I did." Uhura said laughing.

       Spock tried and failed to hold back a smile.

       "Hey, Jim!" you exclaimed smiling.

       "WHAT?" he growled.

       "Nice legs." you replied, smirking.

       "Spock, as your Captain I order you to tell me who is behind this." Jim told him.

       A sudden beep on the com interrupted Spock and Admiral Pike showed up on the screen. "Captain Kirk--" he stopped when he saw Jim. "Not something I wanted to see." he said before he signed off.

       "It may or may not have been Mr. Scott." Spock said.

       Jim growled and stomped back to the turbolift.

       "Don't get a wedgie!" you called after him.

(Extended Ending #1)

       Scotty whistled as he strode into his room then saw Jim (who was still in the lederhosen) with his feet propped up on Scotty's desk as he smiled drunkenly and waved around a bottle of whiskey. "Cap'n, what are ye doin'?!" he asked aghast.

       "Gettin' mmmmyyyy re*hiccup*venge!" Jim slurred.

       Scotty's mouth fell open as a confused look made it's way onto his face.

(The Next Day)

       You snorted sleepily when your communicator went off and groped around for it then after you found it, you flipped it open. "Hello?" you asked groggily.

       "Periwinkle!" Uhura yelled in a deep voice before she hung up.

       You looked at you communicator with a sleepy and confused look before you promptly passed out. 5 minutes later you communicator went off again. "Yeah?" you asked as you slowly fell back to sleep.

       "Organdy!" Spock screeched before he also hung up.

       You mumbled profanities as you called Spock back.

       *I'm sorry the number you are trying to reach is disconnected*

       You huffed then closed your communicator and closed your eyes. Not two seconds later it went off again. You glared at it before you slowly flipped it open.

       "Cornflower!" Uhura yelled before she once again hung up.

       That went on until you had to go on the Bridge for your shift. You stood in the turbolift, softly snoring as you slept standing up.

       "(Y/N)!!!" Jim yelled loudly.

       "Keebler Elves!" you said as you abruptly awoke.

       "Well, don't you look like hell?" Jim asked smirking as you watched you stumble to your station and plop into your seat with huff. "Get drunk last night?"

       "No." you replied, indignantly. "Someone kept prank calling me last night and I got zero sleep."

       Jim spluttered a laugh.

       You glared at him then threw one of your boots at him, but ended up hitting a random red shirt. You shrugged then turned back to your station.

       "I think I overheard Sulu in the rec room yesterday bragging about how he was going to prank call someone." Uhura told you in an innocent tone.

       "Sulu! That yellow shirt, fencing, creepy grinned little fuc--!" you started before you stormed off the Bridge and to his quarters.

(Extended Ending #2)

       Sulu fell onto his knees and wailed as he hel one of his fencing swords that was spray-painted pink and had glitter on it. "WHY????!!!!!"

       "Hey, Sulu, I got a call saying that someone was dying--" Bones started as he walked in. He raised an eyebrow then knelt down next to Sulu.

       Sulu whimpered and sobbed as he showed Bones his fencing sword. "I don't even--Why would--How?" he asked, his voice squeaking.

       Bones shrugged as he held up another sword that was melted.

       Sulu wailed as he snatched the sword from Bones then curled onto his side after he fell and cuddled the swords to his chest.

       Bones got up then slowly back out.

       "Petey! Gus!!!" he cried both of the fencing swords names.